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DnD Character Spew (WARNING: LONG AS SHIT)
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I've got too many characters for D&D so I'm gonna dump them all out on you cause I've only got 2 games running and about 9 new ones! Fuck my life, am I right???
SO HERE WE FUCKIN' GO!
Fychier: Y'all know him and love him! That gay bastard who just wants a boyfriend and read books! I won't spoil his story quite yet since I wanna keep you dudes invested
Ashwin: They're gonna come back soon! The nonbinary drow who was dishonorably for being nonbinary since being anything other than your assigned gender in the realm of the spider queen is strictly forbidden. They're up on the surface now and just trying to get by. They don't have much empathy towards those who lived on the surface but they will protect those who can't protect themselves. Like their motto always says "If you can pick up a knife and kill a man, you can defend yourself". But this rule depends on the one holding the knife
Garnivia: Nothing but a sweet southern belle who murdered her husbands. They were nothing but terrible to her so she did the only thing she knew how to do, make a mean pie. Nothing says delicious like a few dozen ounces of cyanide. She's out travelling on adventuring adventures to print a little life into everyone's life and try to find good in everywhere she goes. Her outlook on life changed a little after she got married so she wants to prove there's good left. And if push comes to shove, she'll help others in similar situations as she was.
Gashloog: This guy! This giant orc was left at the doorstep of two small town merchants and was raised as one of their own, even if there was a 3 foot height difference. He was home schooled his whole life and got into a local college on a scholarship for orcs, but it didn't help him in the long run. His mothers business was suffering and had to take immortal assassin jobs to get the money they needed. But that job was making him sick to he had to quit. He went out to explore the world and gather as many riches as he can to send back to his moms and little brother. In the long haul, all he wants to do is open up his own little cat cafe in his home town. He even brews his own coffee with his care hands, made with extra love
Luna: Originally started out as a joke but now my little brother is in love with her. Once a happy bab turned edge lord when a giant title wave came crashing down and wiped out her whole village. She was the only survivor, not even a bird was left alive. Because of this, she had only one thing to blame. The moon. Ever since that day, she'd had just one goal in life; to punch and destroy the moon. She became an urchin after that and got into every fight she could to make herself stronger. Now a teenager and looking like a scene raver, she trusts no one but herself and does nothing but scream. Oh and she hates her name. She insists on being called "Nebula: The Eternal Blackhole Abyss" as her warlock name
Miles: I was watching way too much Ace Attorney when I created this mess. He's a very well respected attorney though some of this methods are somewhat...weird. He'll only decide on cases based on evidence and he'll know if a client will lose just from it. But when he gets really into a case, he'll go full Pepe Silva and will actually bother to make it to court. Handsome, smart and wins around 95% of his cases. But why do I love him so much? Cause he's a fucking hermit. As soon as he gets up and hangs up his suit, he dawns unwashed stained hoodies filled with chips and just starts 420 blazin'. Like most with this life style, he's very depressed and it on a few medications but he neglects to take them. I haven't quite figured out why he's like this but I'll figure it out. Anyway, the only reason he's even going out adventuring is because his therapist told him too. He'd got enough vacation days saved up to last a whole campaign
Razzyl: What a little ball of purity this lil man is! A gnome who knows a small circus called "The Amnesty Circus" just wants to put a smile on the faces of the less fortunate. He was a member of the circus since he was a child contortionist but he never felt like a freak. People may have pointed and called him a monster, he got a good chuckle out of scaring people. But once the previous owner suddenly died, he volunteered and took control. Turning it from a house of freaks to a house of amnesty, taking in any type of runaways and those less fortunate. He even met his loving wife in the audience and they had a child together, life was good. Until his wife unfortunately tied turning an act. Her hands slipped and fell turning a routine trapeze act and fell to her death. He never wanted to meet anyone after she passed, his tiny heart only belongs to her. But years passed and the circus isn't doing too great so Razzly had no choice but to leave and try and advertise as much as possible. He can't bare to lose something else
Camellia: A flower than has no scent and when it wilts, it's tragic. Her clan; forced into servitude after royal guard raided her home. Forcing them to wear masks to hide their faces to show they're lesser beings She became the servant for the young prince at the time and was assigned to never leave his side, coming to his every need. Over the years, she couldn't help but grow feelings towards the young lord and didn't mind being a servant for a time. But after seeing something she wasn't suppose to see, the acting king and queen ordered she'd be executed. But the prince couldn't let that happen and instead snuck her out when they were distracted and took her to a field of wild camellia flowers, erasing her memories. When she woke up, all she had were the rags on her back and the surrounding flowers. Along with the unbearable need to cover her face, she felt exposed and didn't know why.
She rushed to the nearest town and swiped a mask. With that, she became her days of wandering from town to town and relearning everything. Slowly with her knowledge of plants, she became each towns unofficial plague doctor. She wants to cure everything she can and save anyone she can. Yet she can't help but wonder why she can't remember anything.
Totigi: Other one that started off as a joke but I couldn't help but love her. Grew up in a small backwater town, she always had to do something and make something. Her mind was always buzzing with ideas and creating things just for the sake of creating. But cause of her home, they weren't too keen on having a mad scientist and bullied her throughout her life. So she decided to do something a little more town friendly until she could do something with her ideas, she became a toy maker and the best one around. With her keen mechanical skills, she made the first ever batch of mechanical toys that actually moved and even a voice box. She got married, had a couple kids and had a good life. That is until the day of her crash. On her way back from a small toy convention, her carriage crashed and it nearly killed her. She ended up losing both her legs and her vocal chords were destroyed. She could do nothing but lay in her hospital bed for months and psychical therapy, she'd never been more........bored. She realized right then and there that she can't waste her time just making toys, she wanted to change the world and live out the rest of her life how she wanted to. By creating anything and everything. So she made herself a new pair of clockwork legs and a voice box from her toys and set off for adventure!
Rose: What a seductress this one is. One the princess of a powerful family, now professional dominatrix. After her family caught her in bed with one of the female servants, they sent her to a mental asylum to try and fix her, thinking she was ill. But when nothing changed, they disowned her completely and cut her off entirely from the family. With nowhere to do and no real world experiences, she turned to the worlds oldest profession. But when she got tired of that, she quickly turned to becoming one of the best and most painful dominatrix. She never holds back and makes sure they're left sweating in pleasure. But that wasn't enough. Sure she had money and social status, she wanted more out of life and try to find her place outside of royal comforts. She wants to be known for more than just giving you the best experience, she wants to be remembered for good
Sai: Cursed by a god of destruction since her birth, she was always destined to succumb to her magic powers and destroy the world. Her cursed didn't release until she was 7 years old but when it became unlocked, it took a hold of her young mind with ease and it made her slaughter her mother. In horror of what she did, she tried to run away but where ever she went, the cursed followed. Eventually taking its own parasitic psychical form to taunt her at every turn. She only has one goal in her short life, she wants to cure herself from her curse before it takes over. She wants to find some sort of magic item or spell that'll rid her of her curse and save the world from herself. But now that she's out adventuring, she has no choice but to use her magic. Each time she uses, her curse gets a little stronger and takes over little by little. Eventually there will come a day where she's fighting as her curse takes over, going completely insane and bloodthirsty. The power is like a drug: she knows she can't have it but when she does, it's like she can't stop
Gege: My newest one! Raised by her monk temple at a very young age, she knew nothing of the outside world and lived a rather sheltered and calm life. She'd had tea, meditate and preform the occasional exorcism. But here's where things in her life started getting rather strange. When she became an adult, she started seeing spirits. Ghostly and odd creatures that caused things she thought were simply nature, but nobody else could see them. She felt like she was going insane but it didn't take long before she realized these spirits could actually help her. Nearly a week after she told her temple about her seeing spirits, they tried to kill her in her sleep. Luckily the spirits warned her of this attempt and she ran away, feeling confused and betrayed. The people she cared about so much, the people who raised her, trying to kill her. Unknown to her, she's destined to save the world from The King of Souls; an evil demon who wants nothing more than to rule the world with an army of the damned. She may have trust issues now but with the help of her future party, she'll hope they can all save the world together
PHEW! That took a long ass time, glad I got all that out. Sorry about all this guys, I had to get it out of my system
SO HERE WE FUCKIN' GO!
Fychier: Y'all know him and love him! That gay bastard who just wants a boyfriend and read books! I won't spoil his story quite yet since I wanna keep you dudes invested
Ashwin: They're gonna come back soon! The nonbinary drow who was dishonorably for being nonbinary since being anything other than your assigned gender in the realm of the spider queen is strictly forbidden. They're up on the surface now and just trying to get by. They don't have much empathy towards those who lived on the surface but they will protect those who can't protect themselves. Like their motto always says "If you can pick up a knife and kill a man, you can defend yourself". But this rule depends on the one holding the knife
Garnivia: Nothing but a sweet southern belle who murdered her husbands. They were nothing but terrible to her so she did the only thing she knew how to do, make a mean pie. Nothing says delicious like a few dozen ounces of cyanide. She's out travelling on adventuring adventures to print a little life into everyone's life and try to find good in everywhere she goes. Her outlook on life changed a little after she got married so she wants to prove there's good left. And if push comes to shove, she'll help others in similar situations as she was.
Gashloog: This guy! This giant orc was left at the doorstep of two small town merchants and was raised as one of their own, even if there was a 3 foot height difference. He was home schooled his whole life and got into a local college on a scholarship for orcs, but it didn't help him in the long run. His mothers business was suffering and had to take immortal assassin jobs to get the money they needed. But that job was making him sick to he had to quit. He went out to explore the world and gather as many riches as he can to send back to his moms and little brother. In the long haul, all he wants to do is open up his own little cat cafe in his home town. He even brews his own coffee with his care hands, made with extra love
Luna: Originally started out as a joke but now my little brother is in love with her. Once a happy bab turned edge lord when a giant title wave came crashing down and wiped out her whole village. She was the only survivor, not even a bird was left alive. Because of this, she had only one thing to blame. The moon. Ever since that day, she'd had just one goal in life; to punch and destroy the moon. She became an urchin after that and got into every fight she could to make herself stronger. Now a teenager and looking like a scene raver, she trusts no one but herself and does nothing but scream. Oh and she hates her name. She insists on being called "Nebula: The Eternal Blackhole Abyss" as her warlock name
Miles: I was watching way too much Ace Attorney when I created this mess. He's a very well respected attorney though some of this methods are somewhat...weird. He'll only decide on cases based on evidence and he'll know if a client will lose just from it. But when he gets really into a case, he'll go full Pepe Silva and will actually bother to make it to court. Handsome, smart and wins around 95% of his cases. But why do I love him so much? Cause he's a fucking hermit. As soon as he gets up and hangs up his suit, he dawns unwashed stained hoodies filled with chips and just starts 420 blazin'. Like most with this life style, he's very depressed and it on a few medications but he neglects to take them. I haven't quite figured out why he's like this but I'll figure it out. Anyway, the only reason he's even going out adventuring is because his therapist told him too. He'd got enough vacation days saved up to last a whole campaign
Razzyl: What a little ball of purity this lil man is! A gnome who knows a small circus called "The Amnesty Circus" just wants to put a smile on the faces of the less fortunate. He was a member of the circus since he was a child contortionist but he never felt like a freak. People may have pointed and called him a monster, he got a good chuckle out of scaring people. But once the previous owner suddenly died, he volunteered and took control. Turning it from a house of freaks to a house of amnesty, taking in any type of runaways and those less fortunate. He even met his loving wife in the audience and they had a child together, life was good. Until his wife unfortunately tied turning an act. Her hands slipped and fell turning a routine trapeze act and fell to her death. He never wanted to meet anyone after she passed, his tiny heart only belongs to her. But years passed and the circus isn't doing too great so Razzly had no choice but to leave and try and advertise as much as possible. He can't bare to lose something else
Camellia: A flower than has no scent and when it wilts, it's tragic. Her clan; forced into servitude after royal guard raided her home. Forcing them to wear masks to hide their faces to show they're lesser beings She became the servant for the young prince at the time and was assigned to never leave his side, coming to his every need. Over the years, she couldn't help but grow feelings towards the young lord and didn't mind being a servant for a time. But after seeing something she wasn't suppose to see, the acting king and queen ordered she'd be executed. But the prince couldn't let that happen and instead snuck her out when they were distracted and took her to a field of wild camellia flowers, erasing her memories. When she woke up, all she had were the rags on her back and the surrounding flowers. Along with the unbearable need to cover her face, she felt exposed and didn't know why.
She rushed to the nearest town and swiped a mask. With that, she became her days of wandering from town to town and relearning everything. Slowly with her knowledge of plants, she became each towns unofficial plague doctor. She wants to cure everything she can and save anyone she can. Yet she can't help but wonder why she can't remember anything.
Totigi: Other one that started off as a joke but I couldn't help but love her. Grew up in a small backwater town, she always had to do something and make something. Her mind was always buzzing with ideas and creating things just for the sake of creating. But cause of her home, they weren't too keen on having a mad scientist and bullied her throughout her life. So she decided to do something a little more town friendly until she could do something with her ideas, she became a toy maker and the best one around. With her keen mechanical skills, she made the first ever batch of mechanical toys that actually moved and even a voice box. She got married, had a couple kids and had a good life. That is until the day of her crash. On her way back from a small toy convention, her carriage crashed and it nearly killed her. She ended up losing both her legs and her vocal chords were destroyed. She could do nothing but lay in her hospital bed for months and psychical therapy, she'd never been more........bored. She realized right then and there that she can't waste her time just making toys, she wanted to change the world and live out the rest of her life how she wanted to. By creating anything and everything. So she made herself a new pair of clockwork legs and a voice box from her toys and set off for adventure!
Rose: What a seductress this one is. One the princess of a powerful family, now professional dominatrix. After her family caught her in bed with one of the female servants, they sent her to a mental asylum to try and fix her, thinking she was ill. But when nothing changed, they disowned her completely and cut her off entirely from the family. With nowhere to do and no real world experiences, she turned to the worlds oldest profession. But when she got tired of that, she quickly turned to becoming one of the best and most painful dominatrix. She never holds back and makes sure they're left sweating in pleasure. But that wasn't enough. Sure she had money and social status, she wanted more out of life and try to find her place outside of royal comforts. She wants to be known for more than just giving you the best experience, she wants to be remembered for good
Sai: Cursed by a god of destruction since her birth, she was always destined to succumb to her magic powers and destroy the world. Her cursed didn't release until she was 7 years old but when it became unlocked, it took a hold of her young mind with ease and it made her slaughter her mother. In horror of what she did, she tried to run away but where ever she went, the cursed followed. Eventually taking its own parasitic psychical form to taunt her at every turn. She only has one goal in her short life, she wants to cure herself from her curse before it takes over. She wants to find some sort of magic item or spell that'll rid her of her curse and save the world from herself. But now that she's out adventuring, she has no choice but to use her magic. Each time she uses, her curse gets a little stronger and takes over little by little. Eventually there will come a day where she's fighting as her curse takes over, going completely insane and bloodthirsty. The power is like a drug: she knows she can't have it but when she does, it's like she can't stop
Gege: My newest one! Raised by her monk temple at a very young age, she knew nothing of the outside world and lived a rather sheltered and calm life. She'd had tea, meditate and preform the occasional exorcism. But here's where things in her life started getting rather strange. When she became an adult, she started seeing spirits. Ghostly and odd creatures that caused things she thought were simply nature, but nobody else could see them. She felt like she was going insane but it didn't take long before she realized these spirits could actually help her. Nearly a week after she told her temple about her seeing spirits, they tried to kill her in her sleep. Luckily the spirits warned her of this attempt and she ran away, feeling confused and betrayed. The people she cared about so much, the people who raised her, trying to kill her. Unknown to her, she's destined to save the world from The King of Souls; an evil demon who wants nothing more than to rule the world with an army of the damned. She may have trust issues now but with the help of her future party, she'll hope they can all save the world together
PHEW! That took a long ass time, glad I got all that out. Sorry about all this guys, I had to get it out of my system
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*Actively breaking down*
2 min read
Guess who's actively having a emotional breakdown? ME AS FUCKIN' USUAL!!
I'm back visiting my brat cousins at my grandmas house and somehow EVEN MORE AS CHANGED AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Not only did they move my display case- which has some of my most treasured things inside it- into the disgusting shed but they deleted all my recordings!! THE STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE WAS THERE AND NOW I CAN NEVER SEE IT AGAIN!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN ASK BEFORE DELETING!! THERE WILL BE ANOTHER OCCASION LIKE THAT AGAIN AND SHE RUINED IT!!!
I gave them my room and they were told I'd freak out if things were moved/changed too much but what do they do? CHANGE EVERYTHING!!! My display case is not only gone from it's place-and mind you it has my figures and my entire Pokemon card collection- BUT MY WHOLE ASS MATTRESS IS THERE!! SHE DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING AND SHE ASKED MY MOM IF I WANTED TO DONATE IT!!!
SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT I'D WANNA DONATE MY FUCKING MATTRESS INSTEAD OF MY TAKING IT BACK AFTER SHE FINALLY GETS THE FUCK OUT!! SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HERSELF AND I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB HER IN THE TEETH!!!
I'm back visiting my brat cousins at my grandmas house and somehow EVEN MORE AS CHANGED AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
Not only did they move my display case- which has some of my most treasured things inside it- into the disgusting shed but they deleted all my recordings!! THE STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE WAS THERE AND NOW I CAN NEVER SEE IT AGAIN!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN ASK BEFORE DELETING!! THERE WILL BE ANOTHER OCCASION LIKE THAT AGAIN AND SHE RUINED IT!!!
I gave them my room and they were told I'd freak out if things were moved/changed too much but what do they do? CHANGE EVERYTHING!!! My display case is not only gone from it's place-and mind you it has my figures and my entire Pokemon card collection- BUT MY WHOLE ASS MATTRESS IS THERE!! SHE DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING AND SHE ASKED MY MOM IF I WANTED TO DONATE IT!!!
SHE ACTUALLY THOUGHT I'D WANNA DONATE MY FUCKING MATTRESS INSTEAD OF MY TAKING IT BACK AFTER SHE FINALLY GETS THE FUCK OUT!! SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HERSELF AND I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB HER IN THE TEETH!!!
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Pokemon Commission
1 min read
If y’all paid me to do it, would you want me to draw every single Pokemon?
Most would be $10
Starters would probably be $15
Megas would be $20
Legendary/Ultras would be $30+ (Depending on complexity)
I’ll make it even more fun there’s gonna be limited space. Once someone asks for that Pokemon, it’s caught and given to that person.
DM me for details and your favorite Pokemon drawn by a struggling artist
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Oc Interview
6 min read
Ya boi got tagged and the spray is still fresh on my ass! The tagger is none other than missuny (BTW, since when does DA use the at sign???)
Rules:
1.Choose one of your OCs.
- The answers must be written in your OC's point of view.
- Your OC cannot lie
- Journal's title should be OC Interview
- Tag as many people as you want. (Anyone can do this if they want)
- Have fun!
For dis, Imma do none other than my beautiful dumbass fish child, Fychier!!
Questions
1.- What is your real name and nickname?
My real and only name is Fychier Mobqbious Hooksworth. While I keep telling my crew that my name is Fychier, they insist on calling me...Fisher..as a nickname.. I truly hate it
2.- Interesting, what is your current age?
Well, I think I'm 256 at this point. But don't tell anyone~
3.- What is your favorite food?
Oh what to choose, what to choose! There's so many different foods on the surface and they all taste so different, no salt at all~! But if I had to choose just one, I think it would have to be eggs. They're such a delicious snack and I just love feeling the crunch along with that delectable yolk and whites~
4.- And your favorite drink?
Wine! You have no idea how delicious unsalted wine in, darling! It's just so...oh, I can't even describe it
5.- Confession time, Who is your lover?
I sadly don't have one quite yet. I thought I met someone rather nice but..it didn't quite work out. But if someone like Althaea can find a women to love then I know there's someone for me~ Besides, who would resist my charming looks~?
6.- Have you kissed anyone yet?
Oooo, kiss and tell time~! I've had my fair share of smooches and pecks back in the ocean, more ladies than men in the past. *shivers* I regret alot of them at the moment. Buuut I have kissed quite a few lovely men while I've been up here, their skin is so soft and so rough~
7.- Do you have a childhood sweetheart?
Oh dear, I'm going to have to think about that. I guess before I discovered I liked handsome men, it would be Abifolia Seasnear. She was a rather adorable little thing and we were best friends for decades~ Aside from Althaea, she was one of my closet friends
8.- Who is your favorite author?
*Big giant grin* How can I possibly choose just one~?! Anyone who has the talent to raise a quill and create a story that's so involving and driven that it makes me lose myself within every single letter is going to be added onto my book collection~!
9.- What is your biggest fear?
I'm currently living it. I fear I may lose my sister, Xiphila.. I'm scared that when I do see her again and my story is finally complete, it will be too late.. I could have spent so much time with her and she just...passed before I could finished, I would be breaking our promise.
10.- Any siblings?
As I mentioned, I have an older sister named Xiphilia..~ She's the only one who truly enjoys my stories and tells me that I could be an author, that my tales weren't just some childish nonsense..~ Even if I'm not as smart as her, I love watching her work on her science work and she had the best jellyfish to work with..~
..As far as I'm considered, she's my only sister.
11.- Who is your worst enemy?
While I haven't met my worst enemy quite yet in my adventures, my current one would have to be Captain Knife.. We had a rather unpleasant chat at the cliff bar and said we were alike. I refuse to be spoken to in that way and I am nothing like that heart stringing man
12.- Huh, okay then... Who is your best friend?
As much as I want to say my whole ship, I would have to say Althaea; even if she doesn't like me that well. She's just so smart and confident and not to mention she's an amazing leader~ She always knows just what to do and she even puts those sticky healing things on me when I get cuts~
13.- What would you do if you meet your creator?
My..creator..? Are you talking about my mother or my father, cause they did create me..? This is a rather confusing question
14.- What do you want to be when you're grown up?
HA, I am grown up, darling~ What I want to be is an author, one that greatest the greatest pirate story ever told~! One with endless action, suspense, some romance and a happy ending for all~
15.- What is your worst nightmare?
Aside from losing Xiphilia; being alone... I was alone for what felt like ages when I first arrived on the surface and it was..awful.. No one could hear me, there was no one to talk to and there was just..nothing.. If I ever have to experience that dreadful silence again, I will go insane
16.- What is your life long dream?
Life long, that's quite a long time. I guess since I could remember, I've always wanted to get rid of my face patch. It's hard to feel handsome when you have a giant hideous patch covering one side of your face
17.- What would you do if your dream came true?
I would weep in joy and thank every possibly god and jump off the highest cliff in Salt Marsh into the waters then buy everyone a very drunk beverage~!
18.- Okay, where is your favorite place to relax?
In my freshly filled tank, washing my beautiful hair and my writing desk close by~ There's nothing quite like fresh water on your scales and flowing through your gills~
19.- Last question, what do you do most of the time?
Well when I'm not writing, I'M ON AN ADVENTURE~!!! If there's a wind calling our names, ADVENTURE~!! If there is a ship of halfings on fire, ADVENTURE~!! If there is strange purple man showing you birds from his pockets and tells you their name is Darkmagic, ADVENTURE~!!!
20.- Done! Now tag some people!
Whoever wanna do dis, you do dis!
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NEW TROPOLIS IS UP
1 min read
Hey everyone, you know the comic I've been working on for the last few months? Weeeelllllllllll.....
IT'S FINALLY UP AND THE FIRST PAGE IS READY TO READ~!!!! That's right, ya bags of scribbles and ink stains, my comic is ready for your eyeholes to ingest~!
You wanna see a brother and sister superhero beat people up and some DIVERSITY UP THE WAZOO?! Then take a good read with this!
www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/…
IT'S FINALLY UP AND THE FIRST PAGE IS READY TO READ~!!!! That's right, ya bags of scribbles and ink stains, my comic is ready for your eyeholes to ingest~!
You wanna see a brother and sister superhero beat people up and some DIVERSITY UP THE WAZOO?! Then take a good read with this!
www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/…
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